source: Bermuda Island

is so interesting

This is as awful as a movie could ever be. Worse than any I have ever seen

source: Bermuda Island

Here's my review on Bermuda Island directed by Adam Werth Knowing being a huge fan of the Mahal brothers for awhile and being apart of two of there films and supporting there films this is for now my favorite of there films! One of the things I really liked about this fim was definitely the characters in this film, each of them either your gonna love or hate, I'm happy for everyone in this you all did a amazing job and can't wait to see you in future Mahal movies and other films you guys part of 😊 After watching the movie I forgot that Tom Devlin has done the effects/creature design of this film and knowing his work he's done amazing job on this film. The creatures in this film were nasty as hell and kills we're actually pretty good they're times the deaths are similar but everytime there's a death scene with it's different angles and lighting it's still effective Seeing this is Adam's first film I gotta say he's done a fantastic job with this film gets me excited to see his next upcoming movies 😁 Michael Su knocks it out with the cinematography I'm excited to see Bloodthrist when I have the chance 😊 Now last thing was without saying much but I definitely love the ending but wish it was bit longer and done different cause the shocking moment came by surprise to quickly but was a really good scene. Overall I'm happy to see this film cant wait to see a lot of cool stuff from them 😊

I was hesitant about watching this movie, thinking it would be a predictable lost on an island movie , Bermuda island was just that but with a twist ending. The main star in the film Tom Sizemore is only on for the first 20 or do minutes. The plane goes down near the Bermuda Triangle during an unpredictable storm on an island, the several survivors that wash up are picked off one by one by these cannibalistic creatures, it's extremely bloody and gory. It really seems like a few other movies I have seen before, the ending was extremely downbeat .and the acting is so so . It's like part disaster movie and part monster movie.

I don't even know where to start with this. When the plane goes down, apparently, the first order of business is for the pilots and the FBI agent to start a game of poker with the passengers. Instead of... you know... trying to figure out how to survive on a deserted island? Then, once they do finally figure out that they need to actually DO something, they want to argue over what's more important. The pilots ad the agent - you know... the ones who should know best - think building a shelter is more important... than food or water. Sure. So they do what any good survival team does... splits up and each team goes their own way. One to build shelter and one to look for food and water. Which would be fine if they were going to pool their resources, but no... it's each team for themselves. While the agent is spying on the sustenance group (because he has no idea what he's doing), two of the main characters decide to do what any rational person does in their situation - they slip off to a waterfall and get it on. Instead of... you know... actively trying to survive!? I mean, I know that people thrown together in survival situations often fall for one another, but good grief, Charlie Brown! They've been here for all of a day! Add to all of that, nobody seems to think anything of the man-made structure on this "deserted island." The characters... oo boy howdy. They ARE characters. Just for boxes, you've got one of everything. And I DO mean EVERYTHING. But, as is usual with this type of casting, they are one dimensional caricatures of their representation just for the sake of representation. Not a single one of these people are likeable and from the very start of the movie, you will find yourself just hoping that each one is next in line to be offed. I'm not going to reveal the ending, but suffice it to say, nothing about it makes a lick of sense. There are SO many good movies centered around the Bermuda Triangle you are not going to miss anything by skipping this atrocity. Anyone who gives this more than a 5 (and that is being generous) is in cahoots with, or involved in, this film in some way.

The reviews here are all over the place as is this film. It's definitely not a 1 due to the bizarreness of it-is it really a serious movie? Tom Sizemore plays a fat, pasty sky maitre de who mumbles. There are subplots such as WW1 veterans being satan and goofy mean FBI agents. The production seems to be intentionally amateurisic -which adds to the overall experience of this film. The creatures are fake looking "black lagoon" types that also seem to be charicatures of themselves (if that is possible). My rating is based on the viewing experience, not story or acting or especially special effects.

There is literally nothing redeemable in this movie. Perhaps I can't actually make this claim because I doubt I'll be able to make it through to the end. The first 10 minutes are so bad, I can only see this going down hill fast. I honestly can't believe someone paid money to make this movie. Here's a delicious piece of dialog from this fim: (we're on an airplane. The pilot comes out of the cabin.) An young adult woman says to the flight attendant (who just got hit on by the captain) "excuse me" she says. "was that t he pilot?" Flight attendant: "yeah" Young woman: "are we going to die?" Flight attendant: "... it's just that he probably had to use the restroom, or get a drink or something" I mean, who writes this garbage? Every bit of dialog is just like this. It's like getting hit in the face with a hammer. No subtlty... just blurting out one unrealistic line after another. I guess people have to start somewhere with their acting career. I just have to imagine putting this on your acting credits might end up backfiring...

Right, well I have to say that the movie's cover was actually interesting enough to make me stop and take the time to sit down and watch the movie. Sure, I had never heard about it, prior to watching it. The storyline in "Bermuda Island" was pretty straightforward. In fact, it was a rather simplistic and generic storyline actually. So writers Sonny Mahal, Michael Mahal, Robert Thompson and Adrian Milnes didn't exactly deliver anything grand or overly innovative here. And truth be told, the narrative in the movie was predictable, generic and bland. The acting performances in "Bermuda Island" was okay enough for what the movie offered. You're not in for anything grand, mind you. And the only familiar faces on the cast list were Tom Sizemore and Noel Gugliemi, whom both were killed off very quickly in the movie. Yeah, go figure. The creature design in "Bermuda Island" was laughably bad. It was nothing more than people in obvious body-suits. And it didn't even look good. It was like something taken out of a poor man's Live Action Role-Playing event. It looked so fundamentally bad, that it took away my desire to keep watching the movie. Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time on the movie. I just really isn't worth the effort. I managed to endure a staggering 45 minutes of the 86 minute runtime before I tossed the towel in the ring out of sheer and utter boredom. And trust me, this is definitely not a movie that I will ever return to finish watching. My rating of director Adam Werth's 2023 movie "Bermuda Island" lands on a two out of ten stars.