Farmhouse begins as a pretty run-of-the-mill revenge flick, about a couple fleeing San Diego as they owe a lot of money and lost their son. We're treated to the details through a bunch of tedious flashbacks, which still manage to be vague, so we never really know what is going on. They crash their car, and wind up at a farmhouse, home of the lovely and criminally underused Kelly Hu, and her husband.
First of all, the guy who plays Chad is a terrible actor. I haven't seen such poor use of facial expressions, and downright cowardliness on display in quite sometime. He's just really pathetic in every possible way.
Anyone remotely familiar with horror can guess where the plot is going once we find out about the debt the couple are in. They go off the road in the middle of nowhere, (as they love to repeat). But, low and behold, help is in the home of the debt collectors nearby! The farmhouse couple are rather nasty, and punish the other two quite a bit. Nothing fascinating happens, but Kelly Hu plays a very good bitch, and the cheese grater may be this decade's hobbling. There are some mild nods to demons, with names such as "Lilith", "Samael" and "Alal". But, trust me. You won't even begin to fathom where this is headed.
The people behind this obviously thought murder for money wasn't risky enough, so they decided to incorporate the ever failing plot twist: "They're dead!", and add purgatory and demons into the mix. It sounds kind of clever, and maybe it could have been if it wasn't executed so poorly. But it's completely unsatisfying, the cgi is embarrassing, and it doesn't really make much sense.
1. I think demons straight from Hell could come up with some better torture than they did.
2. Kelly Hu is above this crap, and needs to fire her agent.
3. The ending isn't shocking, even though I didn't see it coming. It's just ridiculous, devoid of any true resolution.
Only bother with this if you REALLY can't find anything else to rent.