Unbelievable for many reasons: 1) For surviving the whole film without ripping my eyes out. 2) For the actors......who risked jeopardizing their careers. 3) The Director- A person who can make this film and appreciate it. 4) The producers, for having the balls to release it. 5) The 'Visual -Effects' - Oh my god!If this guy finds a job after this by anyone except the same director........ it's a miracle 6) The writer- Anyone who can write this, has the total inability to find beauty in anything. This is practically one of the worst movies I have ever seen! There was not a single thing that can be appreciated Everyone one acted miserably, the plot couldn't have been more 'cheezy' for a wanna-be parody! P.S : The only thing believable was Anu Malik's horrible music.

Jaan-E-Mann is an ordinary fare which has its pluses and its minuses, but it is overall an average movie which does not really work and even its entertainment value falters and disappears from time to time. At the time of release, the movie was highly anticipated by its audiences, but it released on the same day with Farhan Akhtar's superb action flick Don, thereby losing any chances to make profits. What it did get was plenty of good reviews which surprised me. Jaan-E-Maan presents an ordinary triangular love story of two guys loving the same girl. The script is quite messy and confusing, with some awful flashbacks and faulty characters which are defined only by what they generally represent: a rock star, a smart nerd, and a pretty lass in between. Jaan-E-Mann actually never takes itself seriously, it actually intends to be crazy, light and fun. It partially succeeds but overall it's not enough. The film has fantastic special effects but they too tire you at some point. The music is amazing though, and it gives the film a certain charm not given by the script. Anu Malik is the one responsible for this soundtrack, which is one of the best of 2006. "Sau Dard", "Humko Maloom Hai", "Ajnabee", and "Udh Jaana" are fantastic songs. The movie stars Salman Khan as Suhaan, and he does a decent job despite looking a bit too old for the part. Preity Zinta is given a very ordinary role and sadly so, but she has her moments, particularly towards the end. She really shines in the climax and the very last scene is awesome. Akshay Kumar steals the show with a sincere performance, though I would not call it a memorable role on its own. Jaan-E-Maan works in parts, but it's certainly not a movie I would want to revisit.

Yet again the Salman and Akshay magic has created a DHOOM again. This movie is so simple made and yet so stylish and "Hatke se". Iam not gonna write about the story, that U can read everywhere else or just see the movie. Salman Khan has done a brilliant job again, he his caring this movie on his wide shoulders and giving the movie a special look and touch with his comedy and emotional role. "Salman Bhai tusi Great Ho" Akshay Kumar, what can I say he is one of Bollywoods most talented actors and with his personality and acting he has sure made a special place in our hearts, If u read this comment Akki then stick to comedy movies, these roles suits you and U do a brilliant job every single time. Pretty Zinta is very good too...still looking good and her acting is top notch. Anupam Kher is too funny, all the roles is done to perfectness and no role is forced in the movie. Hey Movie Viewers go and watch this movie and fall in love again its never over..:)

Fantastic film - Salman rocks as usual and although the 'Mujhse Shaadi Karoge' combine has replaced Priyanka with Preity, the film's storyline holds up for yet another blockbuster. SRK's 'Don' will be left wilting - this is a runaway money-maker for Sajid Nadiadwala - the amount of money Salman has made for him, nobody else will. My view? Fundoo film, great songs and Salman will pull in the crowds - the man who started the trend of Super-Hits in the nineties with 'Hum Aapke Hain Koun' and once that trend ended, began the trend of Blockbuster Openings has yet another surefire smasher - go watch it NOW !!! V@z!R...........

Those of you who have been grown up on bollywood stuffs are bound to dislike this movie, but for others all is not the same. If you like Broadway musicals that's an added advantage, cause then you won't fell weird as some of my fellow viewers were feeling. Jaan-e-man is a movie made straight from the heart. Imagine a director wearing additional caps such as screenplay,editing,dialogues,background score, one hell of an involvement,huh! I don't want to talk about the story as it is clear from the promos,it is a two guys in love with the same woman. It is in the execution the beauty of this movie lies. Also the performances are terrific. The film requires stars, not actors to carry these roles and the director couldn't have get much better. If you ever loved someone in your life, and you like to see movies, this is the movie for you. This diwali clearly belongs to Jaan-e-man. Small centers may go gaga over the glossy DON but this is a movie which would remain in hearts of people. The blemishes, Anupam Kher despite of his funny get-up he is just not funny. The sparkle, Salman, he is the superstar, the most handsome hero bollywood has ever produced.

Jaanemann the best movie to complement this year's string of releases of the comedy film Lage Raho Munnabhai, the emotional drama KANK, and the action flick Don. While almost all Hindi films are on the musical side with plenty of dance and songs regardless of the relevancy to the films, Jaanemann is the only Bollywood musical executed the Broadway style. The cinematography has been creatively used to reflect story and development of the characters. Salman has been written off by the media continuously and each time he is back with a bang! Salman is definitely not a rock star, but a superstar! Nevertheless Akshay is never overshadowed, his character is a pioneer of such geeky personality in recent times. Preity, as always, is cute, and Anupam is so hilarious you keep asking for more! One does wonder how Salman has suddenly grown a full head of hair while Anupam's wig hairline is pretty obvious, but hey thats besides the point. The unconventional lyrics are explained by the way the story unfolds. The songs are hummable, and dances feature plenty of beautiful phirangi girls, fortunately this time they are well clothed, a rare departure from the usual half clad babes. This film is not for the critics, but for the light-hearted seeking for a feel good experience.

This movie is another extension of series of movie made or to be made in bollywood on love triangle. The story line is old but successful.what i like about the movie is the treatment of the roles and its usefulness in the story. Firtstly i must congrats sallu miya for his another outstanding role in this movie .the role may shut the mouth of his critics who believe he is not actor.In nutshell he has justified the role as a rock star, as a die-hard lover and benevolent human being. his partner akshay though Short in role has done his job and made the movie Worth watching Priety Zinta not very attracting may her age has coming to her role as young lady she is good at dialog delivery,good at acting and overall justify the role Anupam Kher a legend in acting is amazing this movie is a work of romance go for it its good bye vinod

jaan-e-mann is all about class and style.. it lives up to its name as the movie itself is a delight to watch .. for those who appreciate quality stuff, this one's a must.. the unique story-telling idea is not the only plus of the movie.. Salman's amazing get-ups, Akshay's geeky gestures and the wonderful backdrop of New York City are some of the major highlights that enhance the viewer's movie-going experience.. If you are a person who critizes every scene of a film, this one might not please your tastes.. but if you're like me who appreciates and understands creativity.. this one's a must because Shrish Kunder leaves you with a memorable movie to cheer about.. a movie that sets itself apart from anything seen before!

This is a story that grows into a story which makes you want to know what happens next as next scene is generated from the former but also portrayed as present. Shrish did a great job with this new innovation that it excelled. The music was fabulous and it follows in sequence according to the next picture.. The Introduction was OK with Akshay and the blondie chatting introductingly about the next character (Suhaan) to be shown. I wouldn't say the movie was slow-paced from the beginning but rather would accept all the introductory aspect which shows you the theme of the film. The film went through all phases of emotions: from hilarious, to seriousness to sadness and pity and at the end joy...its amazing! The clause of it is just that the second part where the climax appeared was more peaked than the first part, but otherwise the scenes were shown in succession linking to the next without breaking. The way the three of the stars portrayed their character was good although not so much was given to 'Preity', but she excelled in the few she did and she really looked beautiful. Lots of chemistry between the stars. It was great.. Akshay was really good, he amazed me with his character that depicts a good actor in every sense; and his chemistry with Salman is just too bonding.. Anupam didn't have much to his credit, although he played his character well. Now Salman. He was the brilliance in this film. He was the one string that pulled the emotions in this film to the surface, all with his diversity.. Even before the climax, as he was mentoring Agastya on how to woo Piya, you begin to pity his helplessness that turned him into a conman. And then you want know how its going to end, you want to know who gets the girl afterwards and everything Suhaan's been through irrespective of being Piya's ex-. The climax is so moving and Salman really drove home the message that you cant help but have a tear in your eyes; His character shows someone who is on the verge of losing what he most wanted but didn't know how to stop it. He was awesome!- The song 'sau dard hein' was too much to handle with the emotion going on with it and Salman did great justice to it, all the other songs were great too but this particular one superceeds the rest (my opininon). Overall the movie is worth a watch again after the first watch.. Those who feel its not worthy, should watch it with unguarded heart- and feel what i am talking about, because it is a realistic story that can happen to anybody with feelings(Erase the comic aspect of it and see through the real occurrences)...

This movie sucked very bad in my opinion. I don't think anyone should see this movie at all, and Don is so much better. If there is someone to see this movie, id just advise to see it for to Preity Zinta. Salman doesn't offer anything new, and Akshay Kumar was OK. The story was pretty much like Kal Ho Naa Ho, and Dil Chahta Hai. I will have to say that Indiafm made a huge mistake about rating it so high, but its OK. so please don't see this movie at all! . Also the fact that If you watch this movie, you feel like your missing something in the movie. Jaaneeman is I guess a movie that shouldn't even be released. The ending was pretty good but to predictable movie. 2/10