When even pompous and pretentious movie critics such as the food-lover Roger Ebert says that this movie isn't about anything, then we REALLY know it's about nothing. (As if we need the likes of him telling us that, of course.) Naturally, that didn't prevent him from liking it (or at least he claims he does), because, after all, the GREAT WIZARD OF European CINEMA Bunuel HIMSELF made this glorious masterpiece. How can it not be terrific??? Or is that "a master piece of crap"?...
TDCOTB is a self-indulgent collection of scenes, which bored me to the most part. Bunuel's left-wing anti-Americanism/anti-Capitalism was pathetic, as was the very bland and ugly look of the movie. (No doubt some pro-Bunuelists would say now that this was done on purpose because the main characters are so bland and ugly as well, or some such unconvincing malarkey
) Bunuel hates Nazis, but adores mass-killers like Mao. He portrays terrorists as young, good-looking idealists, and not the psychopathic degenerates that they really are.
Bunuel's contempt for the "Bourgeoisie" i.e. his tender love and caring for the "proletariat" is truly touching, I had so many handkerchiefs ready so as not to drown in my own pool of tears. The greatest irony, of course, is that this "proletariat" COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HIS MOVIES. They are not the ones who watch his movies, but UPPER AND MIDDLE-CLASS ART STUDENTS. Isn't that a wonderful irony, almost like poetic justice, so fitting for this senile old hypocrite.
Anyone who condones large-scale Marxist violence i.e. mass-murder in gulags, while passionately advocating revolution against fascist regimes (or what he considers to be such) lacks any kind of moral foundation to preach to ANYONE let alone me.
But let's forget the blatant and embarrassingly naïve left-wing politics that lurk in every other scene of this mediocre non-feast. The movie is mostly dull. The soldier's dream, for example: what was the point of that? If I ever had such a dull dream I wouldn't even tell it to my most bored friends let alone put it in a movie for millions to watch! Or how about that lieutenant's story? Why did he approach the three women? Just to tell them about how he poisoned his step-father? That sequence doesn't fit into the movie at all; Bunuel seems to have literally SHOVED IT into the plot, by sheer force. "Let's see, I have this nice little pointless childhood revenge-poison story that I wrote in 3 minutes
Where shall I put it? Oh well, nevermind, I can put it anywhere. After all, the film will have no flow, so who cares where I stick it?" The endless series of "it-was-just-a-dream" twists get rather tiresome after a while not to mention predictable. The movie is repetitious. What about that supposedly very clever "they-never-get-to-eat" theme/running-gag? I would laugh at it if only I didn't know beforehand what real humour was. If I want to watch absurdist humour on a high level I'll put in a Monty Python disk. Bunuel's movies aren't funny. And often they aren't even clever.
The only scene that was both original and interesting was when the 6 characters find themselves eating on a stage. (Or TRYING TO EAT ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. So so very funny, them not getting to eat because they keep getting interrupted
Hilarious
Oh, I nearly wet myself
) No wonder this movie won the Best Foreign Picture Oscar!