The old saying is true. Boat movies are boring.
I'm not going to get into this war of love or hate about "The Life Aquatic." I loved Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and Royal Tenenbaums. But I think that Aquatic was a miss for Wes Anderson.
No, it wasn't a terrible movie, not by a long shot. NOR was it a brilliant movie. As for those saying I just didn't "get it," well I did get it. The movie was boring, that is what I got.
Like all Anderson movies, there is an eclectic cast of odd ball characters. My fave was Dafoe as the humble German servant who is finally elevated to "A' team leader toward the end. The setups and set pieces were interesting, and performances all very good. But the camera seemed confined even on scenes that weren't on the boat and shots lacked depth all leading to a "stage" feel. Some of the scenes on the boat set played a bit too long, and came off less convincing and more "play acted" style with dialog scenes that needed to be tightened up. In all, the movie came off as stage play like. LOTS of wordy exchanges that many times add up to little. Not my preference, I don't like plays, I like movies. But that is one easily debated, go ahead set me on fire. I hate plays, unless of course it is one by Max Fischer.
Of course this was a point heavily emphasized with the nature of the ship set and I understand that a ship IS IN FACT confining. But in movies like Das Boot, the filmmakers take that opportunity to take the microcosm of the ship and use setups that recognize the limited space, but also EXPAND that world for the audience. Difference in style. I didn't like the way it was done here. Go ahead, burn me at the stake.
Murray was great, I loved his character. But the story languished for a good hour in the middle. Call it character development or texture, but I still fell off the boat, I was bored senseless. The movie needed pace and several attempts at comedy fell flat. I GOT THE JOKES, they just weren't all that funny. Toward the end, the movie rescued itself when the Zissou team rescues the bond agent from the pirates. From then on out it was fine.
There was a kind of saving grace in the overall execution of the film. The performances and typical Anderson oddities made it interesting. But overall, on pure entertainment value, which is what movies are all about, it fails. I was bored for an hour or more. Good try Wes, but tighten it up next time.