Moviecut—Vampz!

This movie does not take itself serious. At all. It's a bit dumb but it knows that and plays off of it fairly well. The humor isn't exactly high brow but, if you can let your inner 13 year old out for an hour and a half, I think you'll enjoy it as much as I did. I would really have liked more of an explanation regarding the little scene that played after the credits. There isn't a sequel, and won't ever be, so I guess that part is going to be a mystery forever.

Right, well given the title of the movie "Vampz!" then I had expected that I would be in for a horror comedy. So of course I took the chance to sit down and watch "Vampz!" when I was given the chance. Turns out that this movie wasn't at all much of a horror comedy. Perhaps it was, but it just failed to sink its fangs into me - pardon the pun. I managed to endure 40 minutes of "Vampz!" before I gave up. Why? Well, because the storyline was not overly interesting, and the characters were just flaccid and pointless. Not to mention that the dialogue throughout the 40 minutes I endured was just horrible. I have no idea what writers Omar Attia and Leonard Buccellato wanted to accomplish with this story. It just had no appeal, no charm, no glitter. And I must admit that I found myself sitting with my phone in hand checking social media several times throughout the 40 minutes I endured. The acting in the movie, well in the 40 minutes I watched, was adequate I suppose, for a movie such a this. Don't go expecting a great Shakespearian performance of grandeur here. "Vampz!" failed to entertain me, and as such, I have no intention of returning to watch the rest of the movie and find out what happens to the characters that I didn't care one bit about anyway.

Simone (Lilly Lumière) and Sam (Louis Rocky Bacigalupo) are twins in search of a housemate. Simone is a pretend vampire while Sam is a dweeb in search of a date. They settle on Ashlee (Christal Renee), an overly bubbly, pop culture lover cheerleader. Marcus (Denis Ark) fears the Reptoids and is a vampire hunter. He uses shoe polish for a beard. The action starts as a home invasion and ends up with the cast at a warehouse. The cool albino snake and woman drinking blood from a martini glass have nothing to do with this film. There are about a half dozen films with this title, but none made on a budget this small. The film relies on camp characters reading mildly humorous lines and gag license plates. A sleeper at times. Was that a nerf sound being made when the werewolf was hit by a stake? Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

Terrible acting, annoying and badly produced and directed. Stupid and pointless. That's all there is to say really. A waste of time.

Bad acting. Dumb plot. Literally proof that anyone can make a film these days, but not all of them should.