Trailer—Carnosaur 2

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Carnosaur 2

Well, I'll give this movie a break since it was by a different director. In fact, all 3 of the not-so-thrillogy movies are by different directors, which says a lot for the film. Anyway, the film. Somehow the diabolical dinos (about 2 species. Count 'em. 2.) have escaped death and now are kicking around in a secret base in the Nevada desert. A few attack some guys who have nothing to do with the secret base, and the 3 Stooges' equal to a SWAT team is called in. Lotsa blood, bile, and other wonders of the human body follows. The "climax" (Although I could barely call it that) involves blood, bile, and things blowing up. Afterwards, the ending involves blood, bile, and things falling down things. An all-around terrible flick that could easily made it to Mystery Science Theater 3000 if not for all of the blood, bile, and wooden acting.

Carnosaur 2 is better than the original!!!! Yes even though it kinda a ripp offs Aliens it still is pretty good! And the animatronic is back!!

Have you seen Jurassic Park? Have you seen Aliens? Guess what, you've seen this movie already. I won't tell you what parts were ripped off from the previously mentioned two movies (you'll need to suffer through the movie too) but you'll recognized them quite easily. The special effect for the "dinos" are pretty bad, I guess the "dinos" special effects team came cheap. The special effects for the death scenes were pretty good, with various people being relieved of certain body parts. Keep an eye out for the female team member toward the end of the movie; poor thing never had a chance. While the "dinos" are pretty fake, you may still want to keep the little kids away as some of the death scenes are pretty gory.

Carnosaur 2 (1995) D: Louis Morneau. John Savage, Cliff De Young, Don Stroud, Rick Dean, Ryan Thomas Johnson, Neith Hunter, Arabella Holzborg, Guy Boyd. Simply one of the worst films ever made, this cheap non-sequel to the Jurassic Park rip-off CARNOSAUR contains some of the worst dialogue ever uttered in a film, as well as another collection of cliched characters and scenes. This time, a top secret operations team of some kind enters a top-secret military installation to search for a missing crew. But surprise! They get trapped and battle against hungry, vicious, man-eating dinosaurs! They might as well have just called the film `2,' for there are about 2-minutes worth of dinosaurs in the entire film. What we get instead is a bunch of lousy acting and incredibly inept special effects when the dinosaurs actually do appear (Boy, do they look fake!). Laughably bad. RATING: 2 out of 10. Rated R for graphic violence and gore, grisly images, and profanity.

I admit I went into this movie expecting cheese (having been previously warned a few years before) but I never expected what I saw could both be good and bad. The story doesn't really go anywhere, and the characters are almost strait from Aliens. A team of people (nobody I've talked to seem to know who or what they are) are sent into a government research facility to get the place back on line, though the government apparently forgot to ask why it was off-line to begin with. People die, choppers crash, and all kinds of things happen, but if you try to spot the scenes reminicent of Aliens, then it actually becomes kinda fun (be sure to add in the "get away from her, you B****" line near the end). As far as acting goes, not too bad. It just would have helped to have something of a plot or dialog. A must-see for B-moviers, just for the laughs.

Exciting non-related sequel about a crew sent in to repair an underground basement and to find out what happened to the original crew that is now missing. There they run into a group of super intelligent dinosaurs that are smarting then the crew themselves that then make the crew lunch. Better effects, some genuine surprises, plenty of scares, and a good atmosphere make this a fun outing, but it is sorely missing Diane Ladd's demented performance. Rated R; Graphic Violence and Profanity.

So after the Muppet dinosaurs were killed in the first movie, they came back for seemingly no reason whatsoever in this movie. Only this time, they make bell sounds when they're about to have a victim suddenly appear in their mouths! This movie's plot was actually not half bad though. But the movie was still laughable. Plot: Chucky's dinosaur cousins attack people and a team is sent in to start up the place where the people all died the first time again. There are some gory kills here as well, as the people here like the first movie are plastic dolls held together by red gum. Also there are toy helicopters! 5/10