Moviecut—Hansel vs. Gretel

This is the worst incarnation of the Hansel & Gretel story that I have seen so far. I think if push came to shove it would be a good premise. Changing up the usual narrative by making them enemies. However, the execution is sorely lacking as the special effects. The only move these supposed witches have is choking and tossing one another across a room or into a tree. Come on, I'm no expert but you could have spent a little less on costuming and bought another idea.

Okay the movie is low budgeted obviously so I'll keep my review low budgeted too. Haha. Acting is meh. They keep mentioning Lilith who I don't freaking who it is. Pretty faces. Music is uninspiring. And the ending is ridiculous. CGI sucks, I could do better than that on my laptop. 👎👎

-Hansel Vs. Gretel (2015) movie review: -Hansel Vs. Gretel is exactly how it sounds, down to the sci-fi original cheese. In a modern update, Hansel, who hunt witches, to track down and stop his sister Gretel after she is controlled by a witch. That is all. -Take Frankenstein Vs. The Mummy and make it more enjoyable, dumber, and better handled with the modern update. -So the story is pretty simple and does not try to make too much sense. At all. I feel like I already did this review about two classic storybook characters going at it for the last few minutes of the film. Goodness. -The pace is pretty slow in the middle. Because not much happens. -The acting is bad, but entertaining. -The characters are cheesy, one-dimensional, and inconsistently entertaining! -The music is not fitting and not terrible, but forgettable. -The effects and everything that happens for them to occur are laughable. -I'm going to just get to the point. The film, unlike Frankenstein Vs. The Mummy, does not take itself seriously and was pretty entertaining. The ending dragged on and did not make sense, but the acting, effects, and everything plot related was fun in a cult-classic cheesy kinda way. So without any more hating, I am very happy to say that after watching tons of lame films, I have finally found the first one if the year, because Hansel Vs. Gretel is…. (pause for dramatic effect)…. So bad, it's good! -I should point out it does have some violence and a few F-words, but not a lot.

Stars : Jhey Castles,Brent Lydic and Lili Baross. Write by : Jose Prendes. Directed by: Ben Demaree. WAIT a second this is a Mockbuster of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 1& 2 ….Sheesh,#2 wont be out till 2016,But the end of this flick IS A SPOILer ??? Okay,Just gonna get on with my review,For one thing huge fan of Jhey Castles (Haven't seen her since DEATH RATTLE : CRYSTAL ICE,Since was on The Asylum's 'Naughty List' for 2 years and missed her bigger Hollywierd fare. Jhey leads a coven of witches wanting to pick up where Dee Wallace Stone's LILITH from HANSEL & GRETEL left off. Hansel has really become a Bad Arse Witch Hunter(c) and Gretel,Not so much. The Witch Coven members have different powers and so deaths are pretty creative,If that's a 'Thing'. Oh,Yah,There is A lot of licking going on….

The scam artists who made this are trying hard to fool the poor suckers who goes for this horrible, horrible waste of time. Their idea is to capitalize on the big Hollywood release "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters." Made by Asylum, these people are famous for putting out low budget trash as with titles that mimic big movie releases. They figure that even if 25 people fall for this, based on the buzz about the big release, they will have made their money back. However, I think they failed. I don't think 25 people bothered with this film. Poor, poor acting. Non existent script. Super lousy production values. These people are the ones who give Hollywood the bad name that people shame all over the world. Complete and utter waste of time.

I have seen the earlier Hansel Gretel which was a way better movie with good fights and scenes. By watching the earlier one i thought this has to be a good sequel. The time i started the movie with high expectations, slowly as the time passed away, the excitement came down drastically to a point where i fast forwarded it and still it was boring, and finally i had to stop it. Looks like somebody has made this movie in their backyard. Poor direction, poor dialogues and acting. Please do not waste your time or you will seriously regret it.

If you like the horror genre with lots of gory action and somewhat twisted surprises then this is a movie for you. Ben Demaree did a decent job at direction given the limited resources and time constraints that go hand in hand with typical Asylum production (Sharknado fame). It was an absolutely fresh take on the old-school Hansel Gretel story. In the story, Hansel (Brent Lydic) and Gretel (Lili Baross) both go looking for their friend who has disappeared, then comes the showcase of a harem of hot witches, Chthonia (Jhey Castles), Circe (Elisha Kriis), Kikimora (Nanrisa Lee) and Morai (Adinett Nsabimana), who are gifted with unique powers. A lot of licking and seducing by sexy witches and headless torsos splattered across the screen. The film is truly a comedy of horrors. That is what makes this film thoroughly entertaining. It's the kind of horror that makes you laugh. Actors did a good job within the boundaries of the material they had been given. When you know what you are getting into with this movie then it's absolutely worth it!

Hansel vs. Gretel