One, Two, Many

One, Two, Many

One, Two, Many

Pathetic Stuttering Buffoon Melonhead should've stuck with waxing Howard Stern's backside, trimming his nostril hair & clipping his toenails instead of exposing himself as the completely no-talent hack that he is with this unwatchable garbage. This abomination is so horrid that it makes an all time stinker like "Jack & Jill" look like "Citizen Kane" in comparison. The combination of atrocious writing, putrid acting, poor directing & sloppy editing is enough to make anyone sick to their stomach. Do yourself a favor & go watch paint dry or moss grow instead of watching this total unentertaining putz-fest.

Turns out John can't act OR direct - this movie is horrible. John thinks he's a movie star, so he casted women that were 100% out of his league for this movie. The acting is beyond horrible and check out the backgrounds throughout the movie - there are hanging curtains everywhere. Obviously shot in someone's basement - every scene has curtains. BTW, this is hardly a "comedy" and Jeffrey Ross should be ashamed he participated. And how much you want to bet that Ross did this as a favor and never got paid? So, if you're looking for something to put you to sleep very quickly - this is your movie.

This is the worst movie I've ever seen. Jeff Ross should be ashamed. John Melendez has zero charisma. The jokes are just cheap, recycled garbage. Unsurprisingly, Melendez didn't get any career boost from this.

I'm all for edgy humor, but this is just being crass because there seem to be no other redeeming writing skills. It's not even bad enough to become a cult classic. National Lampoon should be ashamed to have their brand on this.

This is so bad at first I thought it was a triumph of the satire genre, performance art of the highest quality. No such luck, Johnny Melenderp, the writer and "star", wasn't joking when he put this dreck out. Despite the talents of Bellamy Young and Jeffery Ross, and a solid cameo from Jm J Bullock, this movie makes the Spanish Flu seem fun. John Melenderp's writing is awful, most 15 year old boys didn't laugh at the cheap bathroom humor. And the plot? One minute we see our hero, I mean ZERO, dressed like a clown, the next minute he is in a fake version of Tony and Tina's wedding. I have had better times with my anal fissure.

Dont waste your time on this one. Acting is Crap Writing is Crap.Beware!!

Unfortunately Stuttering John isn't a writer, an actor or a comedian. He pretends he is, but he has never achieved anything in any of these fields. He has no stand-up career, and his routine is non-existent - it consists of asking the audience where they're from / if they're married / if they still have sex, and then he will go on to tell you how he did something funny 20 years ago. It's not good. There's no actual comedy. Anyway, that sums up this film quite nicely - there's no actual comedy. John plays a version of himself - a loser 30something with no endearing qualities whatsoever. John is now almost 60 years old and is still playing the same character - an overweight drunk with poor hygiene, no jokes and no audience, who spends his time pursuing younger women on dating sites, as well as creeping on female guests he has on his awful podcast. The more things change, the more they stay the same. What makes this movie so bad is that John just isn't a likeable personality, either in real life, or in Hollywood. Instead of embarrassing celebrities like he used to, he now spends his life embarrassing himself and his ex-family.