Death's Door

Death's Door

Death's Door

Moviecut—Death's Door

Why do I do this to myself? Why do I get suckered into watching these lame "movies"?I think it's because they always sound good in the description, but inevitably, less than 5 minutes into it I already know what I'm in for....too many things wrong with this movie to mention, so I'll just mention the one that stood out the most.....the "acting"is just so bad.....or maybe it was meant to be bad in which case it was good? Hmmmmm.......

If you can even call it that... came out under...The Trap Door (2011) Relisted as "Death's Door" I'm not sure what was the point changing name... when movie itself is STILL crap

The title of this review is basically the story so... spoilers, I guess? Apparently the actors all went to the Mr Shoutypants school of acting, because everything that does - and doesn't -happen makes them SCREAM and SHRIEK at each other endlessly. I kid you not; two minutes in and I was already hoping they'd all very quickly be murdered in extremely painful ways. The dialogue... oh my ever loving god. *facepalm* I should wash my mouth out with soap for using that word in conjunction with this travesty of filmmaking. It's a lot like a bunch of random people standing in a room and screeching random things to the room in general. Honestly, having been a crappy movie (especially crappy horror movie) aficionado for more years than I can count, I can safely say that this tired cliche of a bunch of 30-something 'young people' (maybe supposed to be college age, definitely can't have been intended to be teens... could they??) trapped in a house where magically their cell phones don't work, nobody gets along, one just screams epithets every time she opens her mouth to the exclusion of most other words found in the english language, one has some kind of poor excuse for a 'european' accent, and the guys are primarily there to provide testosterone (aside from the obligatory nerd character) are not worth your time. I gave this a 2 because of Tiny Lister. Love that guy, he's done some great stuff. But I sure hope he paid off that tv or whatever he needed this money for, because he deserves better than this disjointed excuse for a movie.

This is so bad, I'm just going to make a checklist of all the things you expect in a movie to be good, that are inevitably bad in this terrible movie. Acting: Horrible Editing: Atrocious Continuity: Absent Story: I've seen toddlers tell better stories SFX: What SFX? Scene: One Place=cheap movie Skip it, unless you like to torture yourself.

Annoying characters that spend most of the time screeching, hollering, bickering, screaming, whimpering, and babbling to the point where you want them to get killed. That's what this movie features. It also features at least six hot chicks and no nudity. The actresses in the movie seemed like the type who, for a few hundred more, would do full frontal. But the filmmaker decided to have them look sexy and not even show the side of a butt cheek. Brilliant. No gore/exploitation for fans of these kind of horror movies. No suspense, tension, drama, or interesting characters for fans of psychological horror. This movie features many victims but no on screen kills. The ending: I've seen more than a thousand horror flicks from this century and the last one. I've seen some of the most amateur horror flicks that look like they were filmed on someone's cell. Out of all of them, this one easily falls into my Top 10 worst horror movie endings list. Even that M. Night Shamalamadingdong guy, who is master of uneventful, lackluster endings would hate the ending to this flick. If you're reading this review, you most likely have not seen this movie. I envy you for that.

This has got to be the worst edited film in the history of films. Just watch it for that and play a drinking game. Drink every time you see an edit mistake. I guarantee you will have alcohol poisoning by the time you are finished. How was this even greenlighted?