Trailer—Lycan Colony

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Basically a movie of a furry suit with a town full of "werewolfs". Take it as you see it, very very very bad movie and I use the term movie very lightly as I've seen high school movies with better quality. There is funny moments within the movie if you enjoy bad B-movies if your looking for bad dialogue, bad editing, bad overall this movie has it., like looking through the keyhole...... Of a doorknob. Some special effects is basically straight from ms paint and converted to png and that's just some of this black hole you are diving into.

Arriving in a small town, a new doctor and his family are welcomed into the community even if they notice the odd behavior and physical conditioning they exhibit, and when he realizes what's going on in the town when he finds they're werewolves trying to control a rogue member teams up to stop them. Overall, this is a problematic but still somewhat watchable genre effort. Among the better features of this one is the general setup that brings everything together into a pretty decent starting point. The idea of the family coming to the town and what they all face when they arrive is pretty much based on the revelation about the true inhabitants of the town that slowly reveals themselves, this part comes off quite well with the males involved in separate storylines that make sense regarding what's going on. With the father getting an up-close look at the inhabitants with the involvement of the hunters looking into their missing father while the son gets to know the neighbor which slowly brings him into what's going on in a more direct and physical means, there's a lot to like with the setup in place here. This all sets up the rather cheesy but still fun encounters that focus on the werewolves and humans interacting together. From the opening ambush of the hunters that show off the creatures' intelligence quite nicely to the quite goofy bar encounter where the truth gets revealed in several silly encounters, this one gets quite wild and over-the-top the longer it goes on with the series of interactions involving the werewolves explaining themselves to the family. The way they adapt to everything is a bit quick, but the fact that this all sets up the inherently goofy and overly silly finale where they battle the bad werewolves in the woods which is filled with some fine conceptualized combat and stalking that takes place but it's the immensely silly execution that gives this the kind of fun to be enjoyed here and holds this up for the most part. There's not much holding this one back but it does have some strong flaws. The main issue with this one, and the most overriding factor on display, is the generally obvious low-budget setup that offers no real escape from the limitations it imposes on the film as a whole. This is mostly apparent in the shoddy werewolf effects that don't have the type of body coverage or realistic effects imagined in the genre, the general lack of lightning in most night-time sequences that are impossible to make out, or the laughably poor CGI that barely looks better than superimposing the shots onto each other, there's nothing here that looks remotely realistic or believable which causes the action to take on a goofier and less genuine tone compared to how it had been presented beforehand. This goes a long way towards making what happens here look as bad as it does so there's not much but still features one big flaw to bring it down. Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language and Violence.

If I could have given this "movie" a 0 I would have. The spoiler is the following, and this is all you need to know" What is there to say about Rob Roy and his film Lycan Colony...? First off, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! That was well deserved because this film is absolutely the worst film ever made. In all my life's experience I have never seen such a horrible piece of crap. If there were a real Lycan colony full of werewolves in real life and they found out about this film called Lycan Colony they would go after Rob Roy for everything he's got, limbs and all. I feel like I was shot in the face and dragged out into the public by the most uninteresting, dull, and inept creature ever created after seeing this movie. Any time I attempt to piece together what it's reasoning is, or why a certain shot (if you can call anything in this movie "a shot") is the way it is my mind starts to decay more and more into despair. Lycan Colony is film-making Hell, and Rob Roy is the Devil. I ordered this movie, hearing how awful and hysterical it was from friends who attended the super duper hyped up "world premiere," and I never imagined something this God awful. First off, I'm pretty sure this DVD comes from Rob Roy's "studio," meaning his basement/garage, and second he lives only thirty minutes away from me. The DVD took A MONTH A HALF to get to my house! That is too long for a guy who lives nearly three towns over! I have never regretted anything in my life more than paying for a DVD copy of Lycan Colony. There is no reason why a person who has never made a film in his entire life before should have been able to convince a bunch of poor, used people for his own screwed up creations and get away with it. Because of the shame and pointlessness of the "film" (if you can call it that) Rob Roy should owe each cast/crew member (if there were any besides himself) $10,000,000 in damages and the biggest apology ever to have existed. My mind becomes a plate of maggot infested brain fluids with a side of melted Jell-O every time somebody mentions the movie Lycan Colony. What's even worse is if I hear the names Rob or Roy, I completely get on edge. My hairs stand up, my heart rate fastens, and I start to panic. Please, I beg all of you who are even considering seeing this movie, just turn away. It's not worth your life. Thanks a lot Rob Roy... You suck. • Nicholas J. Krassowski

Holy cow, I never thought I would ever find a contender for worst movie ever made since "Manos: Hands of Fate" or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror." Yes, I'm a Rifftrax fan. I'd be shocked if anyone came across this dungheap by any other means. It feels like a movie someone made with their phone just to show it to friends and family, then hide it away forever on an external hard drive, only to be found and made fun of years later by posterity, and eventually forgotten forever. Just like the films previously mentioned, every scene of this film, every SECOND, is a firm example of what NOT to do when making a film. And, despite how horribly made it was, it's still got enough entertainment value to at least amuse a room full of drunk college roommates. Seriously, it's perfect to show to any film student, whether they are self-proclaimed, conceited "movie buff" posers, or legitimate film scholars, this film should count as a good lesson of everything to avoid doing when making a movie. Worth a view like "Sharknado" was worth a view, nothing more. PLENTY of horrible, raw material to guffaw at. From the horrible special effects, to the laughable "Geddy Lee" wanna-be creepfest bartender, you'll be roaring in fits of laughter in no time. And side note: I'll be DAMNED if the makers of this cinematic twaddle weren't fans of Supernatual. I mean, come on. "Hunters" who were raised by a hunter father?!? Really??!?

I like riffing on fun bad movies or watching pros riff on fun bad movies. If you watch this alone, it's painful. Manos makes way more sense. Birdemic is actually The Birds compared to this. Werewolf, which was an MST3K subject for good reason, is incredible compared to this. This is on par with Roller gator, the most insufferable movie I know. Avoid unless you are with some witty friends or watching the Rifftrax version.

I have a co-worker that views a youtube channel that exclusively watches the most horrid of movies. He recommended to me "Suburban Sasquatch". My room mate and I found that completely laughable. I did not even have to view the Rifftrax version of it to get a multitude of guffaws. It was similar to "Plan 9 From Outer Space" so bad in every aspect that it makes one laugh. He recommended this movie. I assumed it would be in the same in its incompetency level as the other, I was utterly incorrect. I watched 15 minutes of this atrocity and not one laugh. This is what I reference as a "Purgatory" or "Limbo" movie. A production so completely absent of positive facets, it should not exist. We are being drowned in such movies these days. Everyone believes they can act, write scripts and film, they cannot and this is proof of it. Cinematography is horrid. Much shot out of focus. Night scenes are badly done. These are the kind of movies that induce headaches. No proper framing of shots. Acting is non-existent. I saw that one actress had over 100 roles until I saw all were "Uncredited". Can one make a living in films just being a background person? Sound: At the 15 minute mark we encounter an interaction between a young man and woman. I was raised on a farm in an agricultural area. We had crickets. They were not SO loud that you had difficulty hearing what a person is saying to you standing a scant 2 1/2 foot from you. ADR anyone? Nothing to see here. It is a waste of your viable life span. I do not understand how SO many of these POS movies are being made. Everyone has to be in complete and utter denial of the fact they are making a piece of excrement.

They used Party City rental tiger mascot costumes for werewolves! This is surely a high school student's first semester film class assignment. No other explanation of how this hot mess got made. Horrendous steaming pile of 4 letter word. No plot, horrendous acting (really can't even call it acting), amateurish camera work (and by camera I mean a cell phone camera) , non-existent consistency, zero direction as the participants (cannot legally call them actors) clearly were calling their own shots & making it up on the go, special effects were at the level you'd expect from humans in the year 3000 BC & that's not exaggerating, location/shot scale was lol horrible (one shot the participants would be shown standing next to a regular size tree, the next shot they'd be standing in front of the same tree that was 100 times zoomed larger by green screen, participants would step out of bar & it would be daytime & they'd walk into the woods where it suddenly would be night time & once they got to their location within the woods, it would be daytime again (this is over a period of 3 minutes), & this list could go on & on. Anything that could be done badly, incorrectly, & wrong in a movie, you can just add here for this steaming pile of 4 letter word!

I consider myself a connoisseur of fine schlock. I love bad movies. They have an entertainment value all by themselves. I cam usually laugh my way through the painful acting and poor excuse for editing, but I can finish them with a smile on my face. This one needed the help of Rifftrax to muddle through. I think it was done by either 12 year old kids with a 90's Era camcorder or a very stoned bunch of homeless vagrants trying to explain a bad lsd trip. It was so bad...it just stayed bad. But, I may keep it in mind for some night when I feel masochistic.