source: Arch Angel

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

Hair metal band Triton rents out a farm house in rural Ontario to perform their music whilst doing rehearsal.Jon Mikl Thor plays the leader of the band John Triton,blond haired and heavily muscled rocker straight from Manowar.The action of "Rock'n'Roll Nightmare" moves at snail's pace between various scenes of playing crappy glam rock music and sexual sessions.The band is tormented by amateurishly looking evil demons from hell in the form of one-eyed puppets.The band members are picked off one-by-one until only Triton remains and the battle between good and evil begins.Incredibly boring and inept horror flick with phenomenally bad and amusing last 20 minutes.Jon Mikl Thor is totally dedicated to his role despite of abysmal script and wooden acting.Jon shines as The Intercessor,a warrior alpha angel.Pure super-hero battling the devil in the most hilarious fight scene ever put on film.That's why I give this crap 6 warriors out of 10.

OMG, what a glorious mess It's so bad that it's great

I can't believe stuff like this gets made, but I am so glad they did it. Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare is a delicious piece of mid-80s drive-in fodder. The thing that makes these kinds of films so unique and fun to watch is the seriousness with which the major players seem to take their part in them. It is their obliviousness to the low-quality of the product that is this grade-Z film's most fascinating aspect. It is appallingly poorly acted. It is written by total amateurs. It is directed enthusiastically and even artistically in places, and is thankfully short in duration, for although it has moments of professionalism, they are more than outnumbered and greedily overshadowed by some of the silliest scenes ever to make it to the VCR. It's the Muppet Show meets Spinal Tap meets Friday the 13th meets total crap, and total crap wins the day! Hooray!