Dr. Percy Corly (Robert Wood) teaches sex education and he's still a virgin. If that makes sense, this movie might. He and Dr. Hamilcar West(Jim Vance) build a machine that creates women - well, it makes a rabbit instead of a Playboy Bunny and a gay man, which they soon erase - and they both become addicted to it. There is no nudity in a sex movie. Herschell Gordon Lewis has flim flammed you, making you think you're going to see a man create his dream women and have orgies. No, he just kisses them. Well, he is a virgin. And that's not a computer, it's a Lady Schick Consolette Portable Hair Dryer Model 307. The point of this movie was to get marks into a theater and not really to entertain anyone. This movie, however, entertained me because it's just so strange. Lewis told Bleeding Skull how it was made in one sentence: "I had a partner named David Chudnow. His peculiar wife, Rosamond, wrote that script. What the heck." Seriously, I can only imagine how angry people were watching this when it came out because there are still people who get mad about it today and they weren't going to an art theater to see some nudity. Instead, they watched a movie that is baffling on nearly every level, one that challenges you to keep watching it.

Nothing makes sense, Nobody can act, there's mostly one single room that looks like a unfinished Star Trek Original set and I love it. It sucks 100% but there's so much bizzare things said and happening, it's a feast. It's sexist af but who watches HGL films for their political correctnes? Just enjoy it, shut your brain off with whatever you like to take and get ready to laugh your ass off.

A nerdy professor and his lecherous sleazy old man lab partner build robotic ladies cause he can't get any in real life.They use a machine that makes the most annoying sounds I have EVER heard (well besides those that emanate from Al Franklin i mean). Supremely unfunny, boring, horribly acted, and a tedious LONG chore to sit through, all combine to make this one of the worst comedies that I have EVER seen. I hated this as much as Doctore Gore. And that, my friend, is a lot. This movie can be found as a bonus second feature on Something Weird's "Doctor Gore" DVD (Yet another reason never to buy said DVD EVER) My Grade: F

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How to Make a Doll

A nerdy professor and his lecherous sleazy old man lab partner build robotic ladies cause he can't get any in real life.They use a machine that makes the most annoying sounds I have EVER heard (well besides those that emanate from Al Franklin i mean). Supremely unfunny, boring, horribly acted, and a tedious LONG chore to sit through, all combine to make this one of the worst comedies that I have EVER seen. I hated this as much as Doctore Gore. And that, my friend, is a lot. This movie can be found as a bonus second feature on Something Weird's "Doctor Gore" DVD (Yet another reason never to buy said DVD EVER) My Grade: F

Nothing makes sense, Nobody can act, there's mostly one single room that looks like a unfinished Star Trek Original set and I love it. It sucks 100% but there's so much bizzare things said and happening, it's a feast. It's sexist af but who watches HGL films for their political correctnes? Just enjoy it, shut your brain off with whatever you like to take and get ready to laugh your ass off.