Llamageddon

source: Llamageddon

To start I love horror. Especially B-movie horror.. But this just sucked! Horrible acting. No humor. Llama was the best part and it sucked. Whoever made this needs to watch more SYFY and see how to properly do a schlocky movie

I...Just...What? This is the single worst, most confusing film I have ever seen. To my friend who made me watch this: Cheers.

This movie demands to be seen on a double bill with Barn of the Blood Llama. Drugs help.

After watching this theatrical masterpiece it has kept me up these past couple nights thinking about just how much of an impact this has had on me. I look into the mirror and I do not see myself anymore. Life as I know it has been altered in ways I cannot possibly describe in a few short words. This movie should be preserved for generations to come because it shows humanity how to come together in the face of insurmountable odds. If a few drunk college kids can overcome an evil space llama with laser eyes; us as a human race together can accomplish anything we set our minds to. And the world will be a better place for it.

Litteraly the worst movie ever made, even more horrible than Gingerdead man 3, the only thing that me kept watching is how many times Dan changed shirts. BONUS: They did talk about evil dead for 10 seconds.

Scariest movie in years. The acting was all Oscar worthy performances. Amazing special effects. The Lhama though. Move over Michael Myers! 😂😂😂

There is no way to describe this masterpiece. You don't just watch it.... you experience it. I'll never view Llamas the same again.

What we have here is what I like to call a home brew movie. It had me fooled thinking there may be something somewhat good about to come on with a fairly decent animated precredit sequence, but then it switched to the movie and it was not on film and that just screams cheap and homemade. So, unless it is an adult movie, no budget, no stars and shoddy special effects are a coming. We also get attempts of humor and I will say there are some good jokes, but when the actors are your friends you are not getting good actors. The old saying is dying is easy, comedy is hard and if you are stammering through your lines and flubbing them you are lessening the impact of the joke. The story in this one has a llama sent to earth where it goes on a kill spree. I would say it is very similar to an 80's film called Nightbeast where an alien lands and just starts killing everyone and even blasts everyone with a laser during the first portion of the film. We get a brother and sister watching a house where the llama killed their grandparents and the sister immediately throws a party that lasts way too long before the llama crashes and begins killing. Once again, the film is not on film, I would not be surprised if this was shot with a smartphone. Film is so much better as it hides things, it is even better for adult films because you don't have to have actual teens for a movie, you can play off 20 and 30 year olds because the film hides scars and such and in this film it could have hid things as well such as the cast of this thing being not very attractive at all. This is one film when sex scenes seemed to be starting where I did not really want the girl to go topless! So this film is rather bad, my guess is that the high score of it comes from the entire cast and crew rating it a ten and those people who for reasons that baffle me think it is funny to rank horrible movies a ten and then gush about how wonderful they are in their review. My guess, ten year olds. I did give it a two as I was impressed by some of the gore and by the laser effect which looked pretty good as the makers of this have potential, they just need a bit more money, but hey, we all do.