Gag me. This is everything I hate in a musical.
A family in the suburbs of St. Louis are living their life happily while their two eldest daughters, Rose and Esther, contemplate love and marriage. The beginning sets off the tone nicely: "How is this ketchup?" "Oh well it's too sweet..." "What do you think?" "Oh, much too flat." Indeed, the movie was nice enough to use its own device to describe what's wrong with it: sickly sweetness and flat tones.
I haven't a problem with Technicolor or sweetness, but these people look like they're made out of marshmallow peeps and St. Louis looks like Candyland. Even the muddy street looks edible! Even when worries come up, there's never really any conflict, just a bunch of stretches to try to find a good way of fitting another song in; basic musical conceit, keep setting up songs and it's fun for the whole family.
Now the singing is absolutely excellent, I'll give it that, but the music isn't particularly remarkable and the lyrics are terrible. However, it's all in the name of good family entertainment.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the singing and the relatively compelling character of Tootie, who despite her cutesy name and her cutesy image is something of a fledgling sadist, it'd be hard to really care about the plot... wait a minute, plot? You mean the thing where these characters fall in love, then fear a move, then don't move, then just go back to being in love? Oops, looks like we forgot something.
Something else is a bit confusing about this movie... it's set in 1903... so why does nothing about it feel like 1903, at all? It's so incredibly anachronistic it's appalling. But see, we're not supposed to focus on any of these things, we're only supposed to feel happy and lovely that everything works out in the end, or something. It's dated escapism; very little of it seems really appealing or even important theseadays. I'm sure if you're looking for a way to "fall in love all over again" or something, this could be a good movie to cozy down to, but then again, there's a lot better out there for just that same purpose.
--PolarisDiB