Harmony Korine is about the biggest joke to be played on hipsters in years. Less a director than a catch phrase for those in the know, his movies are exercises in practising the worst tendencies of the cinematic fringe. His movies thrive on bad taste and the underbelly of society, but do so without the benefit of John Waters' sense of humor. They are paced so sluggishly as to be completely lacking in narrative movement, yet they are without the mesmerizing subtext and hypnotic feel of Werner Herzog (why Herzog agreed to play a part in this film I will never understand). They revel in unusual looks, from odd lighting to alternate film stocks and even video, yet he lacks the painterly framing ability of a Kubrick, Gilliam or Kurasawa that might actually make his experiments in texture actually INTERESTING and not just an exercise. In the DVD version of Julien, Korine praises the aesthetic of video, as if the cold, flat, lifeless picture was something to strive for. It's a cop-out, and the easy, cheap cop-out at that. One can make film cold and dank without making it boring and lifeless, which is the essense of video and low-end DV. Julien Donkey-boy brings to us the worst of all these attributes. The icing on the cake is the much publicized fight of Korine to gain Dogme certification, which is laughable, since from the first scene he flagrantly flaunts the rules of the system. I have mixed personal feelings about Dogme in general, but if you're going to try to get the certification, play by the rules. His use of non-environmental music, use of video rather than 35mm (transferred eventually to Academy 35 in the end to conform to the rule, but obviously violating the spirit), and use of superficial action (murder is mentioned specifically in the vow of chastity, and I'd say incest counts as well) all are flagrant violations. For a long time, Dogme didn't even list Julien on their website, and early on, there was no certificate displayed with the film. Presumably to bank on Korine's (somewhat) marketable and recognizable name, they caved and issued a vague press release about how the film seemed to them to conform to the standards, along with some odd and seeminly non-sequitor comment on the process of signing the certificate. Whatever. I gave up on trying to figure out exactly what is was that makes Von Trier and his misogynist boy's club tick quite a long time ago. Julien Donkey-boy is an exercise in futility for the viewer, as is Korine's career up to this point, aside from the compelling narrative force he gave to his script for KIDS. Here's to hoping he can remember how to tell a story a little less self-consciously in the future.