The only "funny" part is her lousy salute. Don't waste your time. If you have a remote that will fast forward, you might be able to watch five or ten minutes of it.

This was just a bit of fun, not meant to portray the real armed forces. Its frivolity, and fun not Private Benjamin. I enjoyed it it kept my attention and liked the fact the girl got the boy in the end. If you have nothing to do for 98 minutes grab some popcorn put your feet up snuggle with a partner and just have a giggle and enjoy this movie. I thought Jessica Simpson acted very well in it and I liked all the supporting actors too.

To much like the classic, Private Benjamin - 1980 with Goldie Hawn who a sheltered young high-society woman joins the United States Army on a whim and finds herself in a trickier situation than she ever expected.

I am a big anti-Simpson fan. Can't stand her, can't stand her movies. But I was very pleasantly surprised at "Private Valentine," not because it was high art or cinematic gold, but simply because it was fun, heartfelt, and managed to pull on some (albeit trite) heartstrings. For example, when Olesya Rulin's "mousy" private speaks strongly to Vivica Fox's First Sergeant "Do I look like I want to cry to you?" it was a nice payoff. There are many complaints by service personnel that the hair is not to proper length, the training sequences are not as accurate as they could be, etc etc. Does any of this matter? Of course not: this is a MOVIE, meant purely for entertainment, and it succeeds on that level. Watch it, enjoy it. Unless you only enjoy obscure Eastern European art films, you will not regret the time spent here.

This film is basically a cheap remake of Private Benjamin, from 1980. Lets consider the facts, and compare; Ditzy Blonde--check Rich--check Joins army to find herself--check Lets her team mates down and they get punished--check Major exercise for army and ditzy blond becomes leader and pulls team through--check and so on and so on Jessica Simpson is basically playing Jessica Simpson As long as you dont have to pay to see this movie and you have a spare 90 minutes or so, that is probably the only circumstances to see this movie.

There are so many cliches in this I would not know where to begin. One thing I do know is, you don't go in anyone else's footlocker. Theft is a majorly serious crime in the army and it is brushed aside like its nothing. Admittedly making the main character a movie Star rather than a spoilt high society gal does work a little better but Private Benjamin did a much better all round job of a pretty prissy girl not wanting to be in the army learning self worth by going through basic training. The sound is ok The Photography is ok The Acting is ok The script is, for the most part, corny and cringeworthy. Its worth a watch unless you've seen Private Benjamin 👍

"Major Movie Star" is a delightful comedy starring Jessica Simpson as Megan Valentine, an aspiring actress who joins the army to chase her Hollywood dreams. With a mix of humor and charm, the film follows Megan's hilarious journey through basic training and her encounters with a strict drill sergeant portrayed by Vivica A. Fox. While it may not break new ground, the movie excels in delivering laughs, relatable characters, and themes of friendship. Jessica Simpson's endearing performance captures Megan's determination and innocence, making her a lovable protagonist. The film's script is filled with clever one-liners and comedic situations that keep the audience entertained throughout. The supporting cast, including Steve Guttenberg and Cheri Oteri, add their own comedic flair, enhancing the overall enjoyment. While not an award-winning masterpiece, this offers a lighthearted and feel-good experience that will leave you smiling. So, gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and get ready to embark on a hilarious adventure with Megan Valentine. This comedy is perfect for a fun movie night that guarantees laughter and a good time.

I'm not a fan of Jessica Simpson but she does an adequate job acting through this very light movie. It's all very predicable but also very easy to watch.

While completely inaccurate in all the army experience Private Valentine shows, this is a cute and light hearted movie, good for watching with your girlfriends in a sleepover or with your family in a pleasant afternoon. Not a movie to laugh out loud, not a movie with a romance to take your breath away, this is the kind of movie that makes you go "awwww, how sweet". Which for me, is perfect! The acting is good, the storyline is okay and it actually surprised my expectations considering the title, the cover and the casting. It was particularly good to see Keiko Agena again, I missed her after Gilmore Girls! I recommend it to anyone who is not expecting a cinema masterpiece in every movie they watch, or who is easily offended by how movies don't show reality exactly the way it is. You might have a good time watching it!

I will start off by saying that I have been a fan of Jessica Simpson since 1999. That being said, I was more impressed with this movie than Blonde Ambition. This movie was never made to be a blockbuster hit, but it succeeds at being entertaining for the duration. Jessica is funny in this movie and has perfect co-stars, including Ryan Sypek. After the movie, I was upset only because I know there is no chance of a sequel, even though I'd LOVE one. I think the connection between Jessica and Ryan is movie worthy--and personally a take-off or sequel with the two of them would be fun. I really suggest everyone give this movie a shot--just don't expect Oscar material--expect to be entertained as you eat some popcorn:)