source: Sammy Slick: Vampire Slayer

source: Sammy Slick: Vampire Slayer

Terrible plot.. terrible acting.. terrible cgi.. it really doesn't make any sense. You are introduced to Sammy Slick (yes thats his real name) who is a private eye that's also a vampire hunter. He gets a job to check out a strip club and finds out everyone there is a vampire. The acting is really atrocious.. I have to mention this several times because the main character breaks the third wall on several occasions. The vampire stake is completely unrealistic (I know.. its a vampire movie) and looks like the bottom of a fence post that was painted silver but there's literally no way it could be functional. The actual death of the vampire was pretty lack luster and definitely could have been a cool factor but they missed the bill. The whole flirting thing going on with the assistant was pretty hard to watch. Lets not forget to mention the camera work.. shaking the entire movie.. even during still shots.. set it on a shelf or something.. then to tie it all off.. multiple words were misspelled during the credits. I think it could be some secret code or message but the movie was straight trash so I didn't care to find out. Skip this one if you are in the edge about watching it.

This thing seem to be shot by a group of teenager during a free weekend. They probably used a phone' s camera. The acting is average. The plot ridiculous and God, the special effect straight out of a commodore 64 (for the one of u who doesn't know what that is, it's an old video game console,very old.) Save your time. But if you don't believe me you will realize how bad it is at minute 1.45. They want me to add more words to publish this review but really,I don't know what else I can add. Oh there are lot of * on display. Because most of the movie is shot into a leaving room that they have adapted to a strip club.

Straight out of Ybor City, Florida comes this ultra low budget, straight-to-TubiTV vampire flick. Featuring Sammy Slick, a private investigator who moonlights as a vampire hunter. In this story, he finds himself up against a legion of vampire strippers, who use their profession to lure in unsuspecting men as their victims. To be honest...there's really not too much to this film. Other than sub par acting; some really bad CGI effects; cheesy chase scene music; and a fair amount of *. Sammy kills the vampires...the vampires try to kill Sammy. And that's about the crux of it. The best part of this film is definitely the poster. So props to whoever designed it. The rest, however, is really quite passable. Though, it's only about 70 minutes long, if you do want to indulge. Just keep in mind...that you certainly aren't missing much if you don't. 1.5 out of 10.

Sammy Slick Vampire Slayer