source: Serpent

I personally kind of liked it, because I'm scared to death when I see snakes!! So this movie is a thriller for people like me who fear snakes... but even though I got scared it's not a movie that I would recommend for somebody to watch cause I feel it was kind of flat!

Not much else to say, it's so so bad. I literally fell asleep.

Who put up the money to make this?! It's sooooo boring! Stupid idea for a film, bad script, terrible acting. It lacks pace or any meaningful character development. Most scenes seem to be dedicated to the female actors cleavage. Awful. I wanted them both to get bitten and die horrible deaths. Go and watch paint dry it'll bemore entertaining.

Couple with secrets to hide trapped in tent with deadly snake in remote location. Very basic thriller with decent acting and some good moments. Let down by a clunky script and overall a bit underwhelming. Watchable but not enough really happening here.

Me and my mother sat down this evening to watch this movie as I am a snake lover, I assumed it would be like Anaconda, WRONG. The acting was pretty good I guess, but the snake was unrealistic, yes the photoshopping of it was trash, but it was the way the Black Mamba was portrayed. Yes it might of come in the tent but it wouldn't of been there for that length of time. Also, one bottle of antivenin.... eh hem no. OH YES AND SHE SHOULD OF BEEN DEAD AFTER 10 MINUTES!!! We didn't get to see how the man got bitten which was confusing, and how did he actually get up the rocks, with his body so weak?!?! He stuck the needle in the wrong place as well hahahah. Overall this movie was a shambles, I felt bad for the damn black mamba more than the bloke who dies. Not to mention how did it actually end?? Is she dead? Did he die? DO NOT WATCH

SERPENT is truly one of the worst films I've seen in recent years, a movie which drops below the quality of even a silly B-flick like those produced by The Asylum. It's a zero budget offering in which an unlikeable young couple go through a lengthy and interminable set-up before finding themselves trapped in a tent with a deadly snake. That's it. So another version of the popular single location thriller film, except one that totally lacks in suspense, wit, insight and depth. The characters trade banal dialogue and boring "secrets" while the camera guy seems only interested in shooting down his lead actress's top. It really is interminable.

Now I've seen alot of naff movies but this has topped the scale. So stupid boring. Terrible ending do not waste your time watching this. May be cancelling movies on sky if this is the stuff I'm paying for

In a nutshell! Unlikeable couple , as usual a Brit guy and an American lady camp up some uninteresting place. She is cheating on her plank of wood husband and whilst sneaking out of the tent to make a secret text to her unseen ex lover I presume, the silly old bat lets a snake into the tent. The snake doesnt look to scary. He dances, he hisses, he is here, there and everywhere whilst this stupid couple whisper incoherently coz if they move this snake will take a bite coz he is trapped. Also the Brit bobble head discovers his long streaky wife has been cheating The problem here is that snake. I have no idea which country they are in, nor what breed of snake that snake is. I know its not the States but they were driving on the left side of the road. Can't be the U.K as we have no poisonous snakes here. Anyway this vengeful snake pursues the thick Brit out of the tent and into the river. They have a battle. He kills the snake. Then he climbs up some rock face to get his bag (why did he leave it up there?). Anyway theres a venom cure in the bag. But still they both croak it. Bah! Waste of time.

This is not the worst film I have seen but it was close, the story, a woman is having an affair decides to go on a field trip with her husband Adam an entomologist to study a beetle in Suicide Gorge. You can understand her having an affair as I have garden tools with more charisma than her husband, when I was in my teens I wanted to be in a band so got a guitar, after a while I realised I was not that good, I wonder if the actors watch this and have the self awareness to realise they are not very good actors and the snake out acts both of them. So they are both on the field trip and the makers realise this is tanking so they have her strip off to bra and panties and the camera man focuses his camera on her breasts for the remainder of the film. They get trapped in the tent by a black mamba after she slips out to read her text message from the bloke she is playing hide the sausage with, she must be pretty dim not deleting them,. So for what seems forever the snake slips, slides, rears up, at one point I went to the toilet and my wife asked if she should pause it, I said no, on coming back I asked if anything had happened, she said no, the snake has just moved about a bit more. So eventually it bites her after her husband starts to strangle her and she bites his thumb. Having left the anti toxin he throws the snake out, the snake is hacked and comes after him, they wrestle in the water and he kills it, which is a shame as I was thinking Serpent 2 minus the actors. He gets bit, both him nd his wife die. Some have suggested a biblical theme, Adam , snake forbidden fruit but that gives the impression of something interesting. The film is not scary, not interesting, lacks suspense, poorly acted bar the snake and is simply boring moving pictures.