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The Cartier Affair

The Cartier Affair

★ 4.81984Movie1 h 36 mUnited States

ComedyCrime

Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he falls in love with her, which complicates things.

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The Cartier Affair

1984

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1 h 36 m

United States

Comedy

Crime

Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he falls in love with her, which complicates things.

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Top Cast(20)

Joan Collins

Cartier Rand

Joan Collins

Marilyn Hallifax

David Hasselhoff

Curt Taylor

Ed Lauter

Lyndon Dean

Randi Brooks

Shirl

Steve Peck

J.J. Phonopolous

Jordan Charney

Ben Foley

Patricia Elliott

Margo Houser

Charles Napier

Morgan Carroll

Rita Taggart

Monica

Raymond Singer

Raymond

Joe La Due

Russ Houser

Telly Savalas

Phil Drexler

Jay Gerber

Arthur

Hilly Hicks

Al

Louisa Moritz

Wife of Fish Market

Louisa Moritz

Restaurant Owner

Liz Sheridan

Miss Carpenter

Donald Wayne

Greg Howard

Paul Marin

Wayne

User Review

Lord Sky

29/05/2023 09:03

source: The Cartier Affair

🤴🏻 Aku = Rana = 🤴🏻

16/11/2022 14:29

The Cartier Affair

Sandile Mahlangu

16/11/2022 03:41

There are a few "80s soap operaesque" scenes otherwise it's a pretty good movie, especially considering it was a "made for TV movie" in the 80s. Plus Joan Collins looks amazing for a 51 year old, also some decent acting from Hasselhoff.

Merhawi🌴

16/11/2022 03:41

Collins is her usual over-the-top actress, so much so she can't even pull off being funny. And Hasselhoff is just hard to look at as he seems like a living, breathing cartoon character. Big oaf "David" is a live action Bluto. And every other character is just that, poorly character acting. I can appreciate silly, stupid, hokey comedies, but this one didn't even pull that off. Boo.

🥰B

16/11/2022 03:41

THE CARTIER AFFAIR stars David Hasselhoff as ex-con, Curt Taylor. Owing a crime boss named Drexler (Telly Savalas) big money, Taylor needs a job fast. This leads him to becoming the secretary for soap star, Cartier Rand (Joan Collins!). Unfortunately, Taylor has two problems: #1- Drexler's cronies want his help in their plan to rob Ms. Rand. #2- His new employer's husband is extremely jealous, forcing Taylor to pretend he's gay. This becomes even more complicated when Taylor falls for Ms. Rand. Hilarity, eventual romance, and adventure ensue. As made-for-TV movies go, this one's pretty good. Both "The Hoff" and Ms. Collins are likeable enough. Savalas is great in his smallish role. Obviously, there's nothing here to be taken even remotely seriously. At all. Utterly harmless fluff to watch whenever your cheeeze-tank is low...

Angelique van Wyk

16/11/2022 03:41

Most of this 1984 movie isn't dated. It's cute and funny. Joan does what she does best - she acts as Joan. David is surprisingly a good comedian and doesn't overact.

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User Review

Lord Sky

29/05/2023 09:03

source: The Cartier Affair

🤴🏻 Aku = Rana = 🤴🏻

16/11/2022 14:29

The Cartier Affair

Sandile Mahlangu

16/11/2022 03:41

There are a few "80s soap operaesque" scenes otherwise it's a pretty good movie, especially considering it was a "made for TV movie" in the 80s. Plus Joan Collins looks amazing for a 51 year old, also some decent acting from Hasselhoff.

Merhawi🌴

16/11/2022 03:41

Collins is her usual over-the-top actress, so much so she can't even pull off being funny. And Hasselhoff is just hard to look at as he seems like a living, breathing cartoon character. Big oaf "David" is a live action Bluto. And every other character is just that, poorly character acting. I can appreciate silly, stupid, hokey comedies, but this one didn't even pull that off. Boo.

🥰B

16/11/2022 03:41

THE CARTIER AFFAIR stars David Hasselhoff as ex-con, Curt Taylor. Owing a crime boss named Drexler (Telly Savalas) big money, Taylor needs a job fast. This leads him to becoming the secretary for soap star, Cartier Rand (Joan Collins!). Unfortunately, Taylor has two problems: #1- Drexler's cronies want his help in their plan to rob Ms. Rand. #2- His new employer's husband is extremely jealous, forcing Taylor to pretend he's gay. This becomes even more complicated when Taylor falls for Ms. Rand. Hilarity, eventual romance, and adventure ensue. As made-for-TV movies go, this one's pretty good. Both "The Hoff" and Ms. Collins are likeable enough. Savalas is great in his smallish role. Obviously, there's nothing here to be taken even remotely seriously. At all. Utterly harmless fluff to watch whenever your cheeeze-tank is low...

Angelique van Wyk

16/11/2022 03:41

Most of this 1984 movie isn't dated. It's cute and funny. Joan does what she does best - she acts as Joan. David is surprisingly a good comedian and doesn't overact.

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