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Oh man, it just doesn't get any worse than this. Well, I still do contend that "Manos: Hands of Fate" IS worse than Troll 2, however, Troll 2 is defintly still up there as some of the worst crap ever made. There are so many ways this movie is bad. Each actor is bad in their own unique way. Each plot point is stupid in its own unique way. And it never ends! It seems to go on forever. Anyone watching this movie should seriously consider playing video games during the course of this movie, its really the only way to get through it. I hated that kid, I can't believe it took him so long to realize nilbog was goblin spelt backwards (did I mention there are no trolls in this movie, only goblins) I hated the granpa too, but its the dad in the movie that really puts in the most ridicliously bad performance par excellance.

Here is a important lesson on how not to become a Troll. You must pee on your food before you eat it. If you do this before every meal this will prevent you from becoming a Troll. This household remedy was brought to you by the terrible movie Troll 2.

The remember the first day I saw Troll 2. I went to the market with my mate to buy a DVD and found it for £3.50(around$2). In so many words troll 2 is an excellent film. Its funny and extremely amusing. The whole point of the film is if you take it seriously you wont enjoy it. You ask me its a cult! I cant be bothered explaining the plot for their isnt much too it. As a filmaking stand-point its pretty damb alful but thats its beauty. That a film so bad can become so excellent by sheer badness. The acting from young Joshua is very good for an actor of that age but the parents have no excuse! Anyway Im not the type for going on and on so just buy it for gods sake, get a beer and some mates found and laugh your ass off! FANTASTIC!

First of all let me say "House Swaping"? Sounds more like an ABC reality show then something that would happen in real life. I mean what kind of cheap Bastard would plan a vacation like that. What was he thinking "It's free". Who is he "Al Bundy"? Next problem, the movie is called TROLL 2, not GOBLINS 1. Where were the Troll? There is no Trolls in Troll 2. No connection to the first movie what so ever. Next major issue, if the "goblins" were vegetarians, then why turn people into vegetables when they can grow their own! It would make more sense if they were flesh eaters. Now finally, the last and biggest problem with "troll 2". The climax, the ending of the film leaves the impression that Josh destroys all the Goblins, then the other shoe drops. He walks into the kitchen and finds Goblins eating his mother after turning her into veggie matter. What the hell is up with that. THE NOOSE

Probably the greatest movie ever made. Up their with Citizen Kane and Gone With The Wind.

As a horror film, it fails in almost every aspect. As an accidental comedy, it works like a charm. Troll 2 has some of the worst acting ever seen in a film, some of the worst effects, some of the worst dialogue, some of the worst music, some of the worst cinematography... ...but it's still one hell of a fun time for all its flaws. Here's just a few highlights: -The iconic "OH MY GOOOOOOODDD" scene. -The corn on the cob seduction scene. -The dinner table urination scene. -The amount of times Grandpa Seth appears as a ghost just to say Joshua, at one point even mistaking Joshua's sister for Joshua himself somehow. Classic stuff.

Hey kids I got a good idea (kids) make a bad movie) ( guy yes) anyways through out the 80s 90s there seemed to be a connection with low budget horror movies like a nightmare on elm Street or Friday the 13th or Chucky mostly these films would end up being dirriea and bad but it's especially bad when it was an Italian horror while this film is considered the holy Grail of bad movies this one is really bad the storyline makes no sense the cgi horrible and I don't know what else to think of how bad it is while the first troll got bad reviews this one has an 8 percent on rotten tomatoes I mean I can you game end someone with a stick and then turn into goo while 5 trolls eat you in front of your husband or brother or siblings or cousins just in reality im tired and bored so as a quote for avgn guy its terrible they don't know what there doing

People who give it a low rating are just trolling.